i decided that for a snack today, i’d make a nice, healthy smoothie.
what i found instead was a retarded strawberry.
or a strawberry on steroids. i’m not exactly sure which…


no joke. this sucker is one whole strawberry. i decided to keep it around for a bit longer, instead of feeding it to the blender blades.
i know that if i don’t keep it, darren will never believe me.
i also tried to work on my homework today…
i believe the key word here is “TRY”
hehe. i cannot draw. see?

so pathetic, in fact, i even covered it up with the pens.
you definitely won’t be seeing my drawings in a museum any time soon. at least not
pictures/drawings of me crosshatching. what you really don’t want to see is my attempt
at my own self portrait. now there is a picture that will make you laugh.
